OK I’m sold…they are officially the most eco efficient and conscious company in the WORLD and bill gates is not about to garrote me agent 47 sty-

Microsoft: BUT WE’RE THE MOST ECO CONSCIOUS COMPANY WE KNOW!!!

Holy shit what? TLDR someone pls

What the fuck Tesla 🥲

Pretty fucking awful

Phew okay

/s

Emails FTW!

Yeah that checks out in the UK…the amount of privacy invasive shit that country does is beyond belief

Is Microsoft in shit?

Apple PUNCHING the air rn

I am not mad about call centre jobs going away

Rich psychos: FUCK NO!

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Bro really went off on him…

Aim it at Epstein island

Nah apple wouldn’t do that :)