Cool. I like the Studio Ghibli vibes.

No.

This is the state of the world right now: insane ideas like this meant to be an April Fool’s joke instead seems like just another crazy and dystopian headline. It’s not fun anymore…

Nintendo’s been saying this for decades, though this particular message is ridiculous.

But I still love playing my old SNES games. The Switch was laughably under-powered, but I still sank hundreds of hours into dozens and dozens of games… Because Nintendo values gameplay over spectacle. They’re not the only ones, of course, but I think they consistently do it better than most.

Yeah, that wss disappointing to read. Based off the new Diggnation episodes, I was hoping Kevin would offer something a bit more genuine and authentic–and who knows, maybe it’ll turn out to be incredible–but I’m not keeping my hopes up.

I’m good, thanks… ((Nervous laughter))

OH HELL YES! I love these pseudo-retro beat em ups! The borgs gameplay looks really fun.

Wait, doesn’t the 2nd game end on a huge cliffhanger?!

I’m guessing the Tetris community doesn’t think too much of this game, but I loved Tetrisphere. It was so cool! I guess it’s not included in this, though… :-(

I mean, the framerate alone… Bad yikes.

Yikes…

Oh, nice. That’s encouraging!

One of the YouTube comments saids it’s a former mobile game. I agree it looks good, but I’m definitely going to wait for some trustworthy reviews first…

Finally! This is an small, random fix, but it’s actually useful for me.

Excited about this!!

That’s absolutely what’s going on.

A fun way to combat this would be to get every artist to add giant, throbbing dicks to everything they create in Photoshop with the hope that it creates the thirstiest, nastiest AI model out there.

Has he said what’s next…?

Every time I see a Dragon Quest trailer, I’m reminded how lucky we were that the composer for the series was convinced to let them include actual real-life, modern, symphonic recordings of the music for DQIX instead of the dinky computer shit he insists on using.

Oof…

My hover bike always tilts to the side… B-