just slowed down to 3mph when it had 15 years left or so

Damn, spending 15 years in a car going 3mph sounds terrible.

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this!

Pen-testing is short for penetration testing. Which is testing if you can break into the things. Like a locked office or a computer system, etc. Legally, it’s done to find flaws that need to be fixed before they get used nefariously.

Pen testing techniques and tools are essentially break in tools. In this case, a tool for mimicking car key fobs and the wireless signals they send to the car.

Lol. 44 billion divided by 440 million is 100. Just one hundred.

The stages of grief don’t have to go in that order. People can be angry at Twitter and then jump to acceptance that its never going back. No fast tracking needed.