a duck walks into a bar.

he walks up to the bartender and says, ‘hey! you got any duck food?’

the bartender says, ‘no, we don’t have any duck food. and we don’t serve ducks. now, please get lost.’

the duck leaves, but he comes back the next day. he goes up to the bartender and says, ‘hey! you got any duck food?’

the bartender, now a bit annoyed, says, ‘no! i already told you we don’t have any duck food! now get out of here. next time you come in, i’ll nail your feet to the bar!’

the duck leaves, but he comes back the next day.

he goes up to the bartender.

‘hey! you got any nails?’

‘no. why?’

‘you got any duck food?’

yo, the exec has said they’re actively trying to suspend habeas corpus. we’re going back in time now. i thought the tea tariffs on the UK would have been enough symbolism to work with.

totally. i’m not alone when i say that canada shouldn’t and wouldn’t have gone this way if it weren’t for the devil down below.

i just… how? i mean i was banned from the site, but that’s a whole new thing, right? edit - fuck yououuou!!!

pernicious is now my favourite word, but i digress.

he might - if he ever gets his head out of there

i guess i’ll just have to change the name i gave to my hard little man nipples. that’s okay. any suggestions?

edit - i’m far too out of the loop to be able to make things out of stuff now, but it would be really funny if someone started a campaign to rename men’s nipples.

edit2 - i’d feel like an ass if i didn’t make a suggestion, too. so… napples?

wow, happy isn’t the word to describe how i feel to see that other people are aware of accelerationism. to me, it’s by far the biggest threat to society as a whole. these rich cunts are so fucked up, and the French had the right idea about heads with thoughts like that.

you know, i hate the guy but i’d still say something nice to him if he’d give me some of his spare change. and so would just about anyone. but this is an obvious problem. jesus christ, for a country that’s spent the past two decades preaching national security, it’s funny to see what’s happening now. i’m sure the fall of Rome was much less funny (but i guess they didn’t have tiktok back then either - edit - or memes)

new word for the English language, and i’m sorry: humilijactulation

edit - i forgot to say i like yours more

yeah, so it makes perfect sense to limit the people who point that out, right?

huffman is both terrified and aroused by elon, it’s fucking weird.

i’ve already done that, too, with all of the meaningful stuff i contributed. sad, really. but not, really.

nah, you’re not dumb - you’re just used to reddit! :P

old.reddit is literally the only thing that keeps me coming back. i hope they kill it. i’m sick of scrolling for ten minutes just to find a post worth clicking on. i’ve got netflix for shit like that.

that’s the smile my friend gets when they’ve got their butt plug in…

straight up propaganda network. same with /r/conservative - same with /r/interestingasfuck - same with just about any sub with more than a thousand subscribers. digg on fentanyl.

fuck you! i got banned from about a dozen subreddits because i told someone on /r/conspiracy that they said something stupid.

why does it matter once you’ve been banned for saying something and they won’t tell you why and you can’t appeal the decision?

they’re actively moving users OFF of their platform.

this isn’t boiling the frog - it’s freezing the frog.