I have never heard of most of these and I’m a decent degenerate.

I’m going to have to amplify Clownsinspace2’s suggestion of libreoffice.

It is free and open source. It will output files in any way you want including MS readable formats.

And idk what flibbar is but it looks sketchy af.

Why does this seem really off?

Is it bc I’ve been married for fifteen years?

He would be the perfect counter for anyone with ferrets.

Nice try, cop.

I absolutely do not understand how they can prove damages.

He can suck all of the fucks.

That’s probably it! My service provider is a huge dick and doesn’t allow me to do a lot of that. Well, at least not until I pay them more and I pay them too much already.

I try so hard. I leave things up for ages. It seems like once I’ve DLed something, no one else wants it.

Yeah, Tommy. Before ze Germans get here.

The issue is that the owner has said they don’t want to sell. The issue is blatant corruption is ruining everything.

And I want to buy the moon. So fucking what?

This is some boring dystopia shit.

Burn it all down.

So, it’s really just playing like any 5 year old.

WTF happened here?

And honestly, people deserve a better service.

Bc $$$.

My provider won’t allow it unless I pay them $15/mo extra.

You can change the setting on your router anytime but it won’t work if your ISP doesn’t actually allow it.

That’s what I use but it’s just one of the several way to access Lemmy which is the first app shown.