Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

PM me your Apple zero-days. /s

endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

Whatever effort it took, whatever the cost: it’s worth bringing Twitter down just to take away Elon’s ability to tweet, even if it’s only temporary. I’m sure the tantrums must be epic.

Magnificent! 🐈

“Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning.” 🤔

“Hello, fellow anons!”

Thank you 😑

What’s next? “I’m a proud Polish UFOlogist with real proof that aliens exist and they want to meet you!”

“You should consider the effects of your words and actions on other people.”

Tech CEOs:

I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!

I don’t like where this is going…

Tesla might have to go on welfare… by having the US government buy thousands upon thousands of Teslas. 🤮

*BEEP BOOP* “Please include more positive representations of AI in this high school basketball coverage.”