I’m assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now… And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can’t even take a guess that feels right.

Ya. It’s a joke, and that’s how jokes work. In this essay, I will explain, examine, and critique every known form of Homo sapiens humor.

In the beginning…

For the LULZ obviously.

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No. For the same reason that they didn’t demolish Auschwitz. We must learn from our follies, lest we repeat them.

Come over to Marblecake and I’ll explain.

He looks like you just called him some kind of dog version of a racial slur.

Does anyone else have the superpower to know for a fact that this will 100% miss the point and suck, or is it just me? Ama.

Not before transmitting the date, time, an it’s serial number to Apple HQ to void your warranty.

I prefer not braided. Both for cables and hair. More of a ponytail kinda guy myself.

Pro tip: It turns out that there’s actually no legal reason not to just stick your face in there with them. They’re cool with it.

That seems logical and stuff.

Sounds like everyone I know at work.

Recreational sex is the least pragmatic thing in the world. Don’t judge yourself. Why do you think gay guys invited ‘Docking’?

Just the idea of sexualizing nonsexual things for no reason and/or it’s funny.

The concept of the dildo makes perfect sense. I even buy the premise that a cock shaped fake cock would feel good given the original design specs of Mk.1 Human Vagangus. It’s just that thrusting from the hips is hard work, and while it’s a fantastic butt and ab workout, if i could get the same pleasure from a hand mounted penis, I would be constantly dehydrated. Is it more of an emotional or connection thing than a pragmatic choice?

Nope. Turns out he’s just a very inflexible lesbian. Who knew?

It also seems to be additional evidence that Rule 34 predates the internet.