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  • Now this is unironically what I think of when the tiny, near-dead embers of patriotism in my soul get a whiff of oxygen.

    Great Depression 2.0 is here, what did we do back during the first one?

    Well, lotta people fuckin’ starved and died, got terrible diseases, died before the age of 2, or in child birth, etc.

    But, we also formed co-ops. We took a random sad sack of broke and broken people, and their stuff, people with no proper wage work available to do, got em together and said ‘anything useful you can do, for anybody else, is better than nothing’

    We talked to those people. We commiserated. We built solidarity with others, face to face.

    We fixed shit, we jerry-rigged shit, we made things that were completely broke into things that were only slightly broken.

    We took shotguns to local foreclosure auctions, and not so subtly implied to anyone other than someone who’d promised to just gift the home back to the homeowner, that the shotguns were loaded.

    Nowadays… call it recycling, upcycling, right to repair, what the fuck ever… stop wasting your money on stupid shit that won’t last a year or even ever be used by you once.

    You don’t know how expensive food or fuel is gonna be in a month, 3 months, etc. Could triple by next year, who knows.

    Build your life around trying to plan for that.

    You got a storage unit full of shit? A walk in closet full of stuff you ain’t worn in a year?

    You don’t need it.

    Somebody else probably could use it. Figure out how to find that person, and get it to them, with as few or at least as fair middlemen involved as possible. You get a fair price, or maybe even a haircut or week of babysitting, fuck, a pound of flour… they get some barely used clothes.

    Every random plot of possibly usable garden space, make it bloom. Fuck your yard of useless grass that literally is a traditional offshot of nobility having so much land they could show off making some of it not productive.

    HOA in the way? Learn their bylaws and just investigate them by way of malicious supercompliance. Chances are high they’re doing some kind of money laundering or fraud.

    … We’ve done this kinda shit before, our grandparents at least.

    Most people actually get joy and purpose not from accumulating wealth, but from feeling like they’re actually some kind of important, in the service of others, in some kind of real and tangible way.

    The system has failed us, in every possible way…, it will eat us alive if we do not build our own.

    In the words of Adam Savage:

    “I reject your reality, and substitute my own”.

    We do not have another choice.








  • Ok brb making a game about being a self righteous asshole boomer who is always correct and its actually everyone else’s fault that he has no friends and his wife and kids dont speak with him.

    Call it Boomer Shooter, but its not an FPS, its actually primarily a series of small adventure/puzzle levels with complex branching dialogue options.

    You get points for shooting down ideas you either didn’t think of first or don’t like because they might imply that you aren’t perfect.

    The rules are made up and the points don’t matter beyond a high score at the end of the bad ending.

    The good ending happens when you don’t get that many points, despite the game constantly handholding you and telling you thats what you should focus on.

    There, enjoy your retirement.

    EDIT:

    The DLC will add the ability to play as a privileged white woman who gets points for morally policing everyone around her but herself, spreading misinformation, and guilt tripping people who trust her.

    EDIT 2:

    In case I’m not being clear enough, a Boomer that wants a video game for their enfeebled retired ass can fucking make it themselves, and/or possibly think about why it is the case that the industry has enshittified to the extent that it has.

    Who is it exactly thats in charge of all these enshittifying gaming companies again? Oh right yeah, its your 401ks, teaching children how to love their gambling addiction, so that you can retire well.

    I mean, it can’t be that hard, right? To make a toy that satifies Boomers? Just bootstrap it yourselves, I’m sure you’ll discover that if you just shake a few hands and burn a few hundred million dollars, it’s just about showing up and doing the job well, or something.

    … you want a Boomer game?

    It already exists, its Candy Crush, its Words with Friends, its Scrabble Go, its Solitaire.

    That’s not even an insult, that’s just literally market research data.