No way!

Was the cheat focused on the rest of the fleet (larger cars?), but applied to all [JIC]? 🤔

50+ wao

That emissions cheating soured me on them

(Though I do believe they used a clever method)

Glad it’s so good!

Starlink leak?!

Perhaps it would be interesting to chat April 21

True!!

OK now they can try climate change (dangit indoor skiing etc. nvm but still that’s not as fun so they take the L)

But really, who wouldn’t? They’re not our kids! Well, nearly 100% of them aren’t. Little Johnny will forgive papa for it one day right?

“Lucky we’re not countersuing! Oh the damages you are certain to be causing in the futureeee, the burns”

Actually now that I think about it maybe this was a multimillion dollar protest. The headlines have been published for and wide. I bet a few people spent more time feeling guilty than working right after as well - imagine one of them quitting. Still somewhat hard to believe it would lose them contracts but perhaps there will be potential customers who want to avoid connection with Microsoft until this blows over.

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- Founder Supreme, The “Has Apple Ever Responded to Your Feedback?” Support Group

10/10 🙇‍♂️

Control, taken back in a handful of pixels.

Thanks for mentioning that important point.

I believe all 10 reports are Open. Maybe if they said “Received!“ that would even kind of sound better, like somebody read it at some point over the past two years.

Fun fact, great. Thank you!

Oh wow

I’m sure some couldn’t care less about a [feel-good] close of loop after a few years… (“why shouldn’t they prioritize spend/attention just fixing and moving on”). hbu?

A push notification/email from Apple just saying it’s timing out… maybe hit a button to keep it open… and thanks? Assuming there’s no more fundamental fix yet not requiring undue resources.

Oh you love it come onnnn

Hey don’t click[*]

Tim wants u2 suffer so don’t let him fool you with his songs of innocence

Heck how about Twitter

We need at least ONE (hopefully not more though heh) person on there when Pres Musk announces WWIII so they can screenshot for us :(

Guess that’s why there’s XCancel.com & a couple others mirroring - they’re soldiers, must be costing them a bit of actual $ to create enough accounts to still scrape & mirror so many tweets from the site

President Nazi Salute already owns the site :-/

It’s too bad when one person on planet Earth has published a solution to a problem you have. And it’s some random commenter on Reddit from a few years ago. And under optimal conditions, the only thing to do would be to give a little thank you.

How stupid is this conspiracy theory:

If it were a threat, like “this is what you’re gonna be worth if you don’t accept, anyway” depending on how power drunk he was feeling when hitting Tweet

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Why?!

Le epic 14 y/o troll mAStEr mOvE was doing the worst nonverbal political thing one can do and getting away with it without apologizing.

The centrists accept it might have been inadvertent. He’d never have the lefties anyway and the far right will, of course, absolutely love it. It’s the kind of thing a kid in shoes of power might dream up and run by the team and all have fits of laughter: “they can’t prove anything if you don’t say anything!”

/fiction /conspiracytheory

Nice way to commemorate the Jan 6ers’ prison release. And great distraction, as it must be.

Is this a bad time to mention the Proton 2024 Lifetime account fundraiser for online freedom ends on January 5th?