*Cough* ElonMusk *Cough*

Writing their names on/carving their names into shit.

You can’t change the tire size on a Model Y very much because of the weird suspension design.

Argentina probably. Generally the southern hemisphere is pretty safe. Nobody’s wasting nukes on brown people, except maybe Israel.

You can write a script to hit the API of multiple sites.

I’m pretty sure you can just mount it with mount and specify noatime

How are you copying them? It could potentially be faster to use rsync. You can try mounting with noatime as a flag as well.

8 billion stupid monkeys, incapable of doing anything but fucking the planet up worse and worse.

We’re all stupid monkeys. Don’t pretend it’s just one place.