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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • But do you know where the action could have taken place for the same type of texture, but with so much better impact?

    Lucas supposedly intended to visit Chewie’s home planet of Kashyyk for the '77 film, but didn’t have the budget so he rewrote it out of the script, and didn’t get there until '05 with Revenge Of The Sith… unless you count the Holiday Special, which one shouldn’t.

    So imagine that instead of the Death Star V.2 being built in orbit around that Endor forest moon, it’s on the Wookie homeworld, with Chewie stepping forward as a combat leader among his people, Han fighting side by side with a Wookie platoon.

    Now imagine a 1983 Kenner/Mattel toy line of Wookie warriors, with their crossbows and lances and booby traps for stormtroopers and such. Considering the cuteness overload we got instead, what a missed opportunity.













  • find a way to make that crappy investment somehow profitable

    With this sudden, reckless implementation of shit, alienating more and more of the very user base that gives the business its’ value?

    He’s created a cascade effect that didn’t need to turn into an avalanche, at this point he’s just piling one half-baked idea on top of another, and another, and another.
    Unless the petty goal is to turn that place into a toxic right-wing playground, which in turn… what does he gain from that, exactly, in case it works out and has a societal/electoral effect? Lower taxes and less oversight, so he can do as he pleases?

    Occam’s Razor suggests his mind is broken by stress, willful lack of sleep and social media addiction - the attention of millions of both haters and worshippers - incompetently “getting high on his own supply” like Tony Montana, and went into this convinced his shit doesn’t stink. And now flailing at the lack of success and here comes A.I. with its’ scrapers.