This is the highest-quality, shocked Pikachu I’ve ever seen.

8chan

It was an awesome rover robot for tinkering and introducing kids to technology! Wish there were more versions of hardware like that.

It’s giving big “freedom fries” energy. Makes sense when you think about how much of a wet dream the post-9/11 circle jerk was (is) for conservatives. They’re trying to recreate the same 2002 Republican, plastic-patriot distraction machine again.

I’m still excited then because I’d love a more versatile hot glue.

Not sure if this is helpful, but I’ve been using the gel gorilla glue version of super glue for a few years and I haven’t had any that dried out (yet).

You know, the news about Chinese and American users comparing their worldviews seemed weird to me because it reads like this is the first time Chinese and American users have interacted and had the chance to talk “candidly”.

My first thought was, “Why the fuck is this news? It’s not like Chinese users can’t interact on American platfor—”

…oh. Right. The great firewall.

Don’t forget the Big Mac index, apropos the incoming administration.

Getting my financial situation shifted to risk adverse and saving as much as I can.

I’m from “you guys” but I’ve lived in “y’all” and now I’m forever team “y’all,” regardless of where I’m living.

It’s the best export from the south, except maybe Texas brisket and pecan pie.

You’ll let us know if they’re hiring, right? Right!?

Yep. From a systems analyst perspective, if there’s a problem with a couple people, it’s because they’re idiots. If a lot of people are having a problem, it’s a systems issue. In this case, the DNC and their shit messaging.

It’s like they hired an intern to do their marketing. They had a few funny clap backs on socials but they didn’t actually pivot to appeal to their target demographics. Fucking marketing 101.

“Hi honey, how was your day?”

“Terrible. I accidentally became a falconer and you know how hard I’ve been trying to avoid falconry recently. I thought I was safe.”

Yeah wtf. Seeing Dubai as the ultimate utopia is so weird.

Love a War Games reference.

RE: your first thought, I think that sentence was meant to be a caption for the picture or alternate text.

Where’s the fun in that? You’ve gotta raw dog life to get your blood pumping.

^Hey, ^why ^are ^my ^prod ^credentials ^revoked? ^Guys?

They could at least be a bro and make this data easily searchable for me then. I hate always revisiting Reddit when looking for info on obscure shit.

Lol lemon bars and cuffed jeans. Those last two feel like they’re targeting someone specific.

Now do Android TV! All I want is to be able to allowlist channels for my kids but block everything else. I know an htpc is a better option but I’m lazy.