In other news the CEO of Philip Morris says, “cigarettes are not cool and kill people.”

Even if there was any truth to the benefit of a shared workspace, why would this moron advocate for it? I swear CEOs are acting like the Producers more and more every day.

As an American (optimistic hostage) I couldn’t agree more.

Just so long as Microsoft stays out of the car game I’m happy.

I meant like their tactile hardware, specifically. They make things that feel dialed in and designed for intuitive use, aesthetics, and quality feel. Considering car manufacturers have been big fans molded plastic with sharp unbeveled edges for the past 20 years with uncomfortable interiors, I’m curious what they would come up with instead.

I don’t do much under the hood work with my computers though and I’ve heard that they sacrifice a lot of that versatility to make users of all experience levels pretty intuitive, so I can imagine that would be frustrating for someone working on them. So I think I get what you’re saying.

Whatever your opinion of the business and products, it’s a hard argument to make against their tangible UI.

When in doubt bank on people not feeling they’re enough and lonely.

Meanwhile my Hulu ads are for Hers or Hims, I guess my VPN works

Really interesting episode of This American Life covered a patent trolling and a lot of the finer points regarding patent law. Episode 441

Arizona* Lucille wouldn’t even joke about moving to Texas

They wouldn’t be punching down if they didn’t think this was a threat to them.

Might’ve been a marketing move to connect to the apple pie with cheese demographic.

Yeah, it was gross and sad so I betrayed the premise to suggest that wasn’t what they meant.

To put it another way, the mosquito beak won’t stay in your skin for long. A 2 cm thorn that got much deeper and healed over still got pushed out.

One time I fell into a thorn bush then weeks later after I the bad cut on my hand was healed but it was still itchier than that one spot on a dog’s butt they can’t quite reach. It was driving me nuts, I kept scratching and scratching then out shot a thorn that was almost 2 cms long.

Long gross way to say: Our bodies are really good at homeostasis, it’s why tattoos fade

Now with Thom at the Warf to hear what they fish are saying about this splashing new development.

Check out Mr Rockefeller over here with refrigerators to spare, sorry some of us can’t afford to keep a live in repairman.

Is this Mario San Serif?

You say that but the alternative is a dog that climbs into the shower and bathtub any time you crack the door to let some air circulate. Jk it’s the greatest

I saw a sign up/pay wall so I didn’t bother, but on principle this is fucked up enough to baselessly mock.

So they’re collecting photos of minors who are most likely naked to protect those minors from the dangers of porn? Flawless work; the children are now safe.