dumbass

Human: pffft hold my beer… Wait no, I’ll keep it.

So are mine and this shits bright as fuck!

Try 2 dogs, it’s three times as bright.

Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.

356,411 km, give or take.

You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

Why.

Sometimes I’ll call you a dumbass, but if I do, you were probably being a dumbass.

The other days I call everyone a cunt.

So an album full of covers of John Cage’s 4 33.

The only answer, Keanu Reeves memories and skills, fuck my memories and skills.