Interesting read. It captures a lot of how I feel and what I miss about the “old internet.”

Perhaps a short paragraph of text elaborating on the driver’s intentions

Clean(er - still Amazon) link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004NEUK86

Won’t someone think of the shareholders?!

It’s only been twelve weeks

Can’t wait for Switch 2 OLED in 2030

Perhaps Jason Statham can be part of the solution, a la The Beekeeper

And by then they’ll already have declared martial law.

Valetudo FTW https://valetudo.cloud/pages/general/supported-robots.html

*definitely 😉

Obviously it’s teslarulez69420!!!

This is cool - I hadn’t heard of it. This article describes it (while being suspiciously similar to the press release itself): https://newatlas.com/automotive/mahle-perfect-electric-motor/

What’s the last significant tech development you remember? They’re all just monopolistic lobbying firms.

I have really high hopes that Ladybird picks up the slack

May the shittiest company lose (before both being blasted into the sun)

That’s called McFusion

Nuh-uh, you’re stupid.

(Chat, rewrite my rebuttal.)

Please bro just one more algorithm bro…

And yet, two typos in this sentence alone… I hope you’re more careful about proofreading your configs.

Putting the “banal” in analyst.