Oh great! Now I have to create a new alt Facebook and gmail account every 18 years? How many more Alt lives do I have to keep creating. This is getting ridiculous!

Learning how to say no. Having personal boundaries.

Probably not the most disturbing thing but still kind of funny.

When the internet first came out we were in middle school or high school and my friends dad had great internet connection because he worked for the Navy. Anyways we were amazed that you could find anything about anything just by typing it into the web crawler (I think that’s what the search engine was called back then.

One night we were just chilling and looking up random stuff and we were like damn, you can literally find anything.

“I bet they even have horses fucking chickens!”

And well. Yes. Yes they do.

You should call the non emergency number during the day and ask to speak to a manager and then ask your silly question and see what they say lol

Instructions unclear: buying more beer! There’s years of jeers and cheers and no need for fears or leers or what have you

They already do man, just need to come out we accept you for who you are…. Also I need to have a few words about my past online trolling behavior

There’s no need to argue about anything. Just know that you are wrong 👍 …. Doesn’t have to happen right here right now, but hopefully one day you’ll realize how wrong you are right now.

I don’t think people are capable of engaging in genuine discourse about human sexuality.

The people who are always crying about pedos and such every time anything related to the internet and sexuality is brought up in the news creep me out.

But both reddit and lemmy also have some fucked up shit posted in them as well.

It’s not black and white…. You could almost say it is 50 shardes of gray………

Does trioxin perchance give one superpowers?

What is the terminal velocity of a Ford F-150?

Capitalist problems. I bet he won’t give any money away though

This is why I always filter all my chat gpt conversations through the pirate filter

https://pirate.monkeyness.com/translate

You heathen!

The lottery chances are independent of the other event I believe so why not go for it

But you have to inject it. And put a flashlight in your ass.

Yes haha…. Sorry that was a trumpian slip…. Trump wishes he was married to ivanka but Melania is his wife….

Will be funny to see Ivanka leave him once everyone knows how broke trump really is…

Meh. You worry too much. According to your narrative they were telling us the truth before this…. Haha

I already did

It’s not sinning if you ain’t religious