I’ve still got one hooked up to a machine that’s old enough to vote. Worked last time I used it too but it’s been about 5 years since then. OP could send me the diskette like I’m one of those mail-in photo development studios from the days of ubiquitous film cameras. Gotta upgrade the printer first though and I hate dealing with printers.

No.

Getting flashbanged (minus the bang, usually but not always) by my electronics is helping me build up an immunity to riot control devices. Combine it with my cooking and it’s good training for pepper spray, tear gas and vomiting agents as well.

Fortune. Cowsay.

Step one is to let it relax so you’re dealing with a calm system instead.

Yeah but you have an unskippable 30-second ad whenever you wake up.

Can’t wait for the stories about how the fillings are tuned for the new 8G networks and caused COVID-29.

Interesting definition of “fixed”.

Let me put on my surprised face.

Same way I “make” a pizza by calling Domino’s.

K.

Would you please provide your definition of “meditate”?

Edit: Merriam-Webster entry for reference so I’m not asking you to do all the work here.

From a pure math point of view with some assumptions about X being greater than zero, sure. There is an upper limit to the value of thinking about a thing though and it’s somewhere between “thoughtful consideration” and “huffing my own farts in lotus position for 12 hours a day”.

I can imagine a lot of things. That doesn’t make those things real or meaningful.

• Waste your time
• Reduce your likelihood of being hit by a car (when compared to activities such as walking across a street, assuming you are not meditating in said street)
• Increase the odds of becoming an insufferable douchebag who tells people all about how meditation has changed their life

Every successful flight with him on board is a missed opportunity for those pilots to do the world a favor. They’ve made their choice.

“Just a dog” is like being “just an astronaut”. Cute pup though.

🍺🎵🎯 ⬅️ 🏃‍♂️ ?

That’s awful, it’s terrible when someone does something to your body against your will and causes you harm, isn’t it?

I wish you a speedy recovery.