Clippie coming right up!

Google meet Zune!

In my day you had to turn the knob. I made a geared motor adapter to change the channel remotely. DIY when I was 10.

I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.

Maybe they should try the Elon way and fire everyone.

Are you a researcher? Cuz you gotta tell me you are a researcher! Right?

I’m.on Lemmy and mastodon. Anything else is pure sarcasm. I sarcastically browse for TV’s on Amazon. But will I buy? No. All have spyware on them, so no. I wouldn’t touch meta with a 300ft pole.

Or meta because its better? Like getting run over by a small car instead of a bus.

And I care zero about ever purchasing those things.

And this one too!

https://tube-arts-lettres-sciences-humaines.apps.education.fr/w/kSeDTThEFpsWenUogE2AzJ

This was an interesting watch:

https://diode.zone/w/qNaoh69x1B6J9CsSsXvqUK

Go ahead, make TVs more smart. We literally removed our TV thus weekend. If you want me to upgrade it, please removed the spyware.

How can they tell I’m popping?.. Oh…what if I stopped flushing? So is that why some people don’t flush? They’re trying to be stealthy!

Its sarcastic also. LOL.

Wow, this is fantastic!

They should use sea water. They could pump it on to a channel, use it, then send it to the desert to evaporate there. We could start a sodium economy with all the sodium collected. And the chlorine… Hmm they can pump that into the sea water to kill off the barnacles before they have a chance of sticking to stuff.

If there was no shame in being nude, then there wouldn’t be a problem… Imagine finding out that a guy you know has hundreds of portraits of you. Portraits you were never in! Absolutely not terrifying.

Lol, you don’t love modern cooking… Go to Amazon and buy a new one when the old one burns out?

What to I do? I’m a construction worker. Yeah I work construction. Early in the morning I press this button on my phone to start the robots. Then I run around with this brush and backup vacuum cleaning all the rolling surfaces. Yup, that’s construction alright!

We should all gulp… Could this research benefit non US people only?