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He singlehandedly turned them into swastikars /swasticars, so I imagine he’s got something to do with it, yeah.

Did they title the offer “Fork in the Road,” too?

So glad every time I see someone share this.

Was choosing “neither; both suck” an option? Because it doesn’t seem like it, from the article, but I can’t tell.

Yeah, this doesn’t feel like a blunder. This is just more of the usual bullshit.

Time to make him Tim Apple to everyone else, too.

My first thought was also M&M-Peep chili; glad I’m not the only one about to go to the bathroom, forever.

Oooo, like that game where you make a sentence using the suggested words to me and I don’t know what to do with it too much scrutiny on the way to the point of the same thing as a young man and I don’t want anyone else starting with the same person as a young person who cares about it but they don’t have to be a human anymore just an idea of the time and then have enough of a relationship with him and Burns ensues after themselves.

Jareth is not allowed to be completely gay. He can be 99% gay, but I require that 1% to remain ungay so I can have a chance with this fictional character.

Also Sarah, after she’s grown up about 15 years. She’s also not allowed to be 100% straight for the same reason.

This is a totally normal way to think, right? 🙃

My cat. Everything else in my room brings me either misery or a feeling of meh. Cat brings joy, which is difficult for me to obtain.

Agreed. The life of a phone includes multiple cables (unless someone here knows some trick I don’t), so including OEM hardware that’s tested and recommended for the device is great and I wish it were still standard. Phone manufacturers not including parts that they still sell separately seems to have little to do with environmentalism/conservation and much to do with profits.

Wow, those could rival any corgi butt I’ve seen!

ლ⁠(⁠・⁠﹏⁠・⁠ლ⁠) I want to touch them.

The correct answer is people are fat cats. That commenter was so close.

I’ve only ever known people to use Bing for porn (or because their workplace forces it on them). There are people who actually choose it?

Blinken blamed social media in general when asked by Romney why Israel was losing the global PR war.

Right, social media is at fault. It’s definitely not the fact that Israel is commiting genocide and other war crimes.

His little gremlin teefies hanging out give this picture great personality. So cute!!

California, here, and not any of the parts that get snow. (Closest we get is hail, which feels like it happens maybe twice a decade.) We called it “snow,” too. :)

I would also not be opposed to Biden testing his own Presidential Immunity™ on Trump and his cronies, and I hate that I feel that way.

Yeah…I feel like the only reason to use incognito has always been “I don’t want my porn to show up in my search history and this is easier than manual deletion.” It’d be nice if it meant privacy, but the world doesn’t run on nice. :(

Just make sure to use protection. He fucked so many people that you never know what he might carry.