Just a shame Elton was in it.

Why? Did you learn nothing from her duet with Elton The John?

Never. I’m not sure if we even have a pen on the house that isn’t used for colouring in by my kids.

Same for work. I’ve not had to write anything for literally years.

Hang on, does signing your name on a document count?

Go to a mortuary. Don’t have to wait for them to be grown.

Well obviously the internet is kept in a box, and it’s wireless. The elders of the internet let me borrow it occasionally.

normal person’s server.

I’m pretty sure I speak for the majority of normal people, but we don’t have servers.

You’d expect better from a cyber dude. The fediverse chick could manage it.

I couldn’t be bothered to read the article, so I got ChatGPT to summarise it. Apparently there’s nothing to worry about.

It really is a metaphor for the current state of America.

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My friend wants to know if it can generate VR videos too?

Custard

It’s a hard sell though.

My dumb ass: “Is it just 1.5m Germans, or other heights too?”

640kb? Luxury.

He’s right to be worried. People might start believing in spurious nonsense.

Ah you pussies. Come on, show them you’re serious. Go dark again. Show them you really mean it and do the rest of the territories too. Forever.