The addage to people who ask if I buy PCs is: You want to get rid of it. How am I going to convince someone to not only take it, but pay money for it?

So this is the Moana garbage?

I have a pihole blocking most of it, but these were playing.

There’s surely a way to jailbreak these things.

Illegal! Just like Elon’s immigration status when he and his brother overstayed their visa!

Also Epstein set up his brother on a date!

Bazinga!

If they can pardon the January 6th hostages…

Remember, Jury Nullification!

In the before time

To be fair, the English language is very subjective.

Several is probably appropriate as it is under a decade?

Couple is two or more. Few is three or more. More than a half dozen.

Less than a dozen or a baker’s dozen (13).

Definitely at least a bunch.

Quite a few!

Not innumerable.

Certainly not countless.

A shitload?

Many perhaps?

Considerable.

I thought that Comedy was legal again?

So much for free speech!

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”

Hope for EU sanctions because it’s going to be a rubber stamp for at least the next four years in the US.

No. It’s a tip. Thanks to the supreme court, it’s not illegal if it’s a tip!

You can’t give someone a million dollars to bulldoze that orphanage. That’s a bribe.

But it’s totally legal to give them a million dollars after bulldozing the orphanage, as a tip!

It’s Fascism all the way down!

I did a quick Google and this came up.

https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-Compliance-Requirements

So which Linux distribution is the most pro-Israel?

I think that I need a little more convincing.

(Obligatory and huge /S)

(Also probably Oracle Linux because of course)

Playing the long game.

Meanwhile… At the Intel board meeting… Qualcomm: (Unzips fly, unfurls testicles, placing them on the table for all to see) “I want to buy Intel”.

Please please please please please please please please

As a dog owner, I agree.

Oh I know

Hmmm maybe it’s time to solicit that VPN that doesn’t collect logs and is shady enough to accept cash payment…

I mean killer robots from the future could solve many problems. I can elaborate, but you’re going to have to think 4th dimensionally.

No one to morn you!?

Choose Carl the Cannibal!

He’ll savor you!

McDonald’s: The McRib is back!

Walmart online is pretty good for most things. Not everything. But if I can get it on Walmart I do… Walmart plus is pretty good. It currently comes with Paramount Plus, which doesn’t show ads with my pi-hole (so far, Roku), and compared with Amazon Prime showing ads…

Anyway fuck Amazon.