Can it spit on me and tell me I’m worthless? We’ve got a long way to go is all I’m saying.

Can we just hire someone to play the game for us so we can watch? LOL JK. That would be bat-twitch CRAAAAAYZY.

The product was actually working just fine. Just depends on whose perspective/motives you’re viewing it from.

Obviously this was a coping mechanism he was using because he couldn’t make women feel anything (including your ex wife).

Yeah but was that just a lie?

“We don’t blame the book because Catcher in the Rye didn’t have a conversation with him and tell him to kill John Lennon. That’s the difference.”

Speak for yourself, please.

ID.ME is awful and buggy.

Do you have an App that offers better places to shop?

“GIVE ME BACK MY SON AND A DISCOUNT ON PAPAYA FRUITS!” Sir, this is a 7-11 (both of those are on markup now because you asked).

TBH, alcohol ads are INSUFFERABLE but who needs pregnancy ads blocked?

So are general everyday workplaces. You don’t need to go to a black site in Afghanistan. Just come to my office.

You sound jealous of my good fortune.

There is nothing on the other side. Only blackness.

Cancel ALL your -tions! Benedictions, Predelictions, Prescriptions, Conniptions, Convictions!

LOL like I pay for any of this stuff?