Genuinely something I’ve never considered, I’m sure they have some justification in the age old war on the poor.

Two that come to mind:

People would say that’s an “old timey” car or something and I thought that was a brand name.

I thought the people who had really tall spiky mohawks had hair that just grew like that.

I remember believing this as well but specifically you had to kiss in a bed.

I would probably keep my nephew in my summer palace after murdering his dad for being too popular and then killing the rest of our family around him. Caligula turned out well, although to be fair I only read up to his first year as Emperor…

California Uber Alles

Its funny I did a paper on CRISPR in highschool and was very interested in the technology and one of the possible uses I mentioned was giving people gills to live underwater.

We really in the “prelude to the third world war” part of the history book

Yeah I have people sign stuff for me a lot at work but it’s across a table from me so sometimes my brain fails to figure out for a second.

Dude they don’t have an alternative because US elections ARE NOT DEMOCRACY. Bernie sanders was the most popular politician in the US, was not elected president, M4A has majority approval across the country, has not happened, abortion is widely popular, it was overturned while the Democrats controlled house, Senate and White House. Stop acting like the fucking politics understanders when you fall the same Charlie brown routine every four fucking years.