It is too late. We are going to die!

He shouldn’t stand for this!

Uni party unite!

I say this all the time. Back in the 80s companies figured out that the same amount of work could be done because of computers. Do you know what they did? HR told them to fire one in four employees and redistribute the work. Same amount of work and fewer people to pay.

Yes. Also, I have no idea.

Is it called Facebook?

Can I still find chicks who want to trade sex for rent?

No. I am a meat sandwich.

Maybe?

Bye Joe.

Who won?

No

No. No she would not.

You will own nothing and be happy.

How fast will that run an iPod?

Can any of us?

Dead internet.

What does car wash mode do?

Fair enough. Unzip.

Please don’t buy Bitcoin if you want the Earth to last.