Ted Jackson

Pistachio gelato, any brand will do.

Ive found them dull all the time, but never broken

Victorinox uses a steel that favours corrosion resistance over hardness. They’re easy to sharpen though, I’ve even used the underside of a ceramic coffee cup.

In many markets your smartphone is your primary, or only, computing device. Many people use their phones as media consumption devices. Those are the two primary drivers of our ever growing handsets.

Pocket knives, and Swiss army knives in particular. I’ve loved them since I was given my first one as a child, which was the impetus for me to stop biting my nails.

I know the feeling. I’ve got about 6-8 flashlights around the house at the moment and can’t really justify buying more. My SO thinks I’m barmy.

And just like that, you’ve invented laserdisc.

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Obligatory.

I’m guessing some sort of collaboration with Snoop Dogg? 🤷‍♂️

Obviously people misunderstood. I’m very much pro vaccine - fully vaccinated and triple boosted.

I was making reference to the fact that anti-vaxxers were citing comorbidities in regards to COVID deaths to downplay the numbers while refusing to do so for deaths shortly after vaccination. This was especially galling in light of the fact that the first groups vaccinated were the most vulnerable: the elderly.

Something, something, comorbidities…

Sorry, I forgot that only applies to COVID deaths.

“It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.”

Don’t use sarcasm, it confuses me.

Because they’re OpenAssholes™

I’m new to Lemmy but I believe Boost for Lemmy allows you to filter on keywords.

Welcome to the Pay Per View information economy. Amazon, and others, have been pulling this shit for years.