Ah yes. You are also a racist. Right on brand.

And here it is… what four hours out. I keep forgetting you exist. Yet I’m still living rent free in your tiny little brain.

Borat: “yOu’rE iNsAnE” Also Borat: “I can smell you tho”

You’re following me over from an article where YOU MISREAD how I was shocked to see Russia fucking their nation over instead of the US. And then you turned into a weird little Pro Russian cunt.

I think the psychosis is more on your end, Borat.

Are you seriously following me from a Nigerian article where I was shocked the US didn’t fuck their government up?

Boy, you are fucking SAD.

… can there not be one single good intention ever?! ffffffff

I second this app. Really saved me a few times at the grocer.

I’m agnostic but read somewhere that maybe water is god.

https://medium.com/@fadi.arab/water-is-god-4320f558db05

This is also me. If there’s an afterlife, I’m spending it beating “god’s” ass.

A black card I never have to worry about paying back

There we go

No. I’m an idiot and thought I put the summary in it. Sorry. I’ll fix it.

Well I wish you’d have a chat with all my college buddies from Columbia because I had to unfollow their asses after their long winded screed about boycotting long enough.

My gay friends are all like “Oh boy I can’t wait to eat at Chic Fil E”, my Latina friends are all like… “I have a last mine Quince coming up… I have to get a dress. Gonna shop Amazon”, and my black friends are like “I’ve boycotted long enough. Going to shop at Target.”

We definitely deserve what we get, here. We realllly do.

In the Los Angeles Mexican community no one is fucking aware. In the Chicago black community no one is fucking aware. I’m sick of the people in this shit hole. They are happy as long as they have their bread and circus, no matter what.

Legality means nothing to a junta.

Ohhhh shhhhit. Extra bold move for the Snow White actress.

We’re right on par with North Korea at this point

smh

Pussies. Folded like a fucking house of cards.

Burn his books