holy shit your right lol…good catch.

Makes me want to get out more so I can have real interaction with real peop-

sees people walking around with meta glasses

me: “Hey hows it going?”

person(GEMINI 35.84 INTERFACE): “Human is approaching you, facescan assumes awkward, potentially hostile, he isn’t tagged, there is no name above his head. do not speak with him”

person: turns and walks away silently in a creepy puppet manner

me: “What the actual fuck?”

GEMINI 35.84: “Uploading unknown face into database to Stargate for analysis, no match, law enforcement has been called”

News at 11: “A man has been incinerated by law enforcement in what officials are describing as a special unwanted persons removal operation”

this shit could become real in a few decades. funny and depressing as fuck.

because he is a conservative dumbfucking cunt.

judge: the jury finds the defendant guilty of 9 counts of child negligence, and will serve 5 months in prison with a fine of $10,000 in damages.

prisoner: what you here for? what did you do?

father: I allowed my child to create his own account on Debian Trixie 13.3 with KDE Plasma interface.

prisoner: chuckles

I was born in Feb 4th, 1987

I grew an amazon trademark smile just by reading that fucking quote.

aw he got in my head

Hacker: load up all sensitive documents, give me the most used text document with passwords. send it to custom email. begin encryption, delete encryption key. shut down.

Hacker: I love the fact that microsoft is so fucking stupid.

And this here folks is the true ending. No one there is going to stop it as always.

Congratulations! You are now fully fucked!

There is the draft dodger, he is located in building #52556 in this city, info updated 125 milliseconds ago. He left his phone at his house 5 states away, go get him.

upvoted for visibility.

any youtube alternatives in the fediverse? I know about peertube.