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SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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5·11 days agoJust once I want to see an Onion headline like “Mamdani sneezes on man’s sandwich” or something like that just so we can have some temporary fake outrage about him
But seriously, this guy just can’t stop being amazing, can he?
I see this comment needing almost daily updates with all the recalls
12·21 days agoThey also didn’t mention bike lanes, so it’s probably safe to assume they either (a) don’t exist where they live or (b) there are bike lanes but the cyclists are assholes who refuse to use them
The marx bros are so funny 😆
You’re finally awake. Got caught trying to annoy the scientists?
Took me a minute to get it 🤣
“I said a whole lot of nonsense. Whoops! Looks like a coherent thought snuck in there. Better edit that out.”