Sounds healthily democratic to me. Certainly nothing to see here.

You just described end-stage capitalism

I don’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not replace all therapists with AIs trained exclusively on his childhood diary.

I wouldn’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not create an AI that slowly rewrites your internal monologue.

I wouldn’t trust Zuck not to breed an army of hyper-intelligent raccoons trained in lock-picking and subtle social manipulation, release them into major urban centers, and then deny all involvement as he watches the chaos from a floating sensory deprivation tank wired directly into a dolphin’s brainwaves. (I may or may not be in favor of this one)

How dare we care about our fellow humans I guess.

🙄🤮

This is one of the most Japanese things I have ever heard.

Dōmo arigatōgozaimasu

They really missed an opportunity to call the containers Jars

I can’t pay with interpretive dance?! I shall not be frequenting this establishment. Good day to you.

Surely Google wouldn’t put an untested, buggy technology directly into production?!?!

I was promised self-tying shoes

Astounding, you say?

Welp, pack it up kids, this one’s cooked

We know! You don’t have to rub it in…😞

By “Big tech” I think you meant “capitalism”

“Removed”

Can confirm. Do not want.

I’m sorry, you lost me

“We don’t care,” - Google, probably.

Expand on this please. I am unfamiliar.