Rude.

Ugh. Five years? And then he ruined my life twice.

I have an excel sheet with tasks and a random number generator.

I also have to try a new food every time I’m at the grocery store

Might as well buy stuff at a thrift store. You find quality and good fabric as long as you’re willing to sift. I buy 120-200 dollar cashmere sweaters for 20-25 bucks. I don’t trust that cheap shit either. If it’s cotton, cool, but if it’s not… 2 bucks is hella suspicious.

After you spoke to a therapist

It sounds like he’s going to get someone seriously injured or killed.