Noodles4dinner [none/use any]

This usually works out well

Comic sans.

Just kidding. I use the dyslexia font. It does what it says on the tin.

He looks like ghislane maxwell

I used sulphur soap to treat chronic dandruff and it worked on me. Its only about $2 for a bar.

One or two times a week at most otherwise it is very drying on hair.

It smells like sulphur but that washes out easily with regular shampoo after.