NoIWontPickAName

What?

Flash the professor?

I have things to do though, it’s Black Friday!

I would also have to define it as a gallon of water, specifying molecule only specifies size in the context I used

At what point is water water though?

I think the individual molecule is still a water molecule.

We have reached an impasse it seems, pistols at dawn?

Said like someone who never wanted to be a rock star

Water isn’t wet though

Does it have Keanu Reeves and a dolphin in it?

Feel free to jump in and help with that problem

I know you did, I was just adding 1

Andrew Jackson???

I may have lost everything else, but I won on minimum wage and abortion.

I guess that will have to be my bellwether

Wait… you’re not washing your asshole are you?

You can’t be having fingers near your butt, same with wiping

Sliced bread is like a store bought tomato, once you’ve had the homegrown/baked version, you are fucked.

Yep. :(

I see people say to support the creators, but how many people actually do?

The million in cash inside the suitcase of the car with the locked trunk

So how does everyone know about the money?

Why does a whisk work better than a stick blender?

Bring back Pluto!!!