This will surely complete the final step of the master plan - the world craves those superior American made goods.

What do you mean? Everything I own is connected to the blockchain and I have NFTs hanging on all of my walls.

Dude made Facebook because he had trouble getting a girlfriend and even now, with near infinite money, needs to make a chatbot because he still can’t make friends.

Everyone had a few black servants growing up, especially those of us who lived in a very well-run, law-abiding country with virtually no crime at all. Therefore we don’t need DEI programs.

But… he had lots of black servants and they were paid to smile at him.

It doesn’t say he was kind to them, it just says he had to buy friends.

Something no IT professional has ever said: “let’s improve the Wi-Fi quality by putting the router 500km away”.

I understand that this bug probably didn’t need a video to be actioned, but if it is a 1 minute repro, it isn’t really a huge ask for you to screen cap it. Making a 15 minute troll video isn’t exactly heroic malicious compliance.

I’d argue that Kyle_Bartley’s is actually one of the best Wikipedia images I’ve seen

ensuring that this way Firefox offers more data collection

I knew it!

Sounds like the creepy in-mission music in the original X:COM

Or is it exactly the reason Sam Altman was ready to line up for the inauguration with bribe in hand?

$10,000 and my ass eaten? Sold.

Oh hey, perfect timing, I just founded this new AI startup. Where do I sign up for the money please?

I am an illegal immigrant living in America and ICE will never get me

It is stated as 51% problematic, so maybe your coin flip was successful this time.

A mere drop in the bucket when 77m have decided on a much worse course of action in another country.

Technically, it’s a permanent fix

That last one just seems like a kink

I’m struggling to think of good stuff to praise him for.