Ngl looks like he pissed himself

“these lazy fucks in the government are using ai to come up with policy”

Also news outlet

“I am too lazy to do the laziest thing I’m angry about, even though it’s my literal job”

Bootlickers

I hope they just never fix it, just be like “yeah 🤷🏽it must be the R’s??? We are working on it”

No intern, it was St Luigi doing the gods work

I just think it’s delicious that this is playing out on twitter

Except the “AI” part would be using a linear static formula to adjust the brightness of the RGB LEDs based on ambient light which only works when connected to the wifi and you must install a dodgy likely spyware app that requires a $49/yr subscription to keep it working.

The buttons would probably be a touchscreen though. Which is annoying because now you are running an ugly 2m USB C cable to the nearest outlet you needed to buy a 40w usb-pd charger for they didn’t mention you would need to buy on the box - you know, because we all just have the myriad USB charging technologies already in our homes.

The new model now that it’s out of preview is performing significantly less “thinking”

That’s how they made that ET game back in the day

Poor dog would get Soo many snoot boops

a coin trying to be as complex as possible, without really doing anything that you paid money for.

Sums up the state of crypto pretty well

I’m still waiting on porn to pull the rug and take away my good times

Late stage enshitification

I was running an it services business at the time, so got to see a broad number of machines and peoples complaints.

I think the massive jump in ram required was a huge problem, it went from most people having 128mb to 256mb, to a minimum of 512, but a reality of 2gb required.

Plus the indexer was relentless and just smashed HDDs.

Drivers were a problem too but people understood they would need to be have upgrades for their fancy new system.

Then xp to vista happened and it looked pretty but was unusable. Then 7 came out and it solved all the BS and was a relief. Then 8 came out and it looked pretty but was unusable. Nobody is quite sure what happened with 9 but 10 was ok I guess, better than 8. Then I started using Linux because I was sick of the bullshit.

Op is not underemployed - he is working 2 jobs

Breathe thicker

My preferred podcast app (stitcher) shit down in August and I was about to move to google podcasts.

I am an idiot.

This post and the one before you have most relevant usernames I have come across on social media

Honestly if I was in the market for an achoo or a fuckhphone, I would totally buy a fuckphone