I think you got autoincorrected from “deployable”

If you have a bank of mailboxes that sticks out from the wall, you could try perching the “return to sender” envelope on top of the boxes, with maybe a post-it that says “Outgoing Mail” on it.

Since it’s important for health to consume some of the green stuff, it’s helpful to find out how you dislike it least. For instance, cooked spinach is just as revolting as raw, but you only have to swallow about a quarter of the amount because of shrinkage. Broccoli and Brussels Sprouts are better if you roast them until they mostly taste like brown. And shrinkage happens there, too.

Zucchini is a green vegetable that’s less offensive imho, and can hide in a spaghetti sauce without ruining it.

Don’t go with any recipe that “celebrates the delicious flavor” of anything you don’t already like.

You can also be your own mom and puree veggies into the gravy/sauce of your meat.

Anyway, good on you for eating the veggies first. It’ll also start filling you up, so the steak will feel more satisfying.

Maybe if you think real hard about a person going into a seizure and flinging themselves backwards, it’ll pop back in your head the next time you go to type “seize” and help you remember.

If you have all the lights on, that one little light won’t bother you as much because your pupils aren’t dilated.

Unrelated, but ever since I was a child I’ve been hearing a comic-book villain scream when I read, “IEEE!”

They aren’t really the opposition, they are fully in there spreading hate and lies with the rest of the Reich Wing. They just made greedy missteps out of greed. Mustn’t step on The Big Grift to fund your individual grift, bitches.

Don’t forget your momma!

In the ballet “Rodeo,” there aren’t any little saddles. Nor any animals. The Cowboys and Cowgirl pretend to ride horses, but it’s just Dancing. ;-)

Therapy rabbit = this isn’t his first rodeo. He’s been handled by strangers a lot, and always with a positive outcome. Probably in increasingly large groups of people.

Disclaimer: Hollywood Upstairs Veterinary School waitlisted me, so grain of salt.

Meanwhile the damage is done, the lies spread and believed by the haters and those “who wit not to ask.”

Edit: damage done to the child he molested as well.

And to all the children of Gaza.

If it’s flat enough to connect. My pan has a raised 16 inch outer ring, well outside the induction area, and about a 2 inch diameter circle in the middle that touches the glass. No contact, no induction.

If you can afford them. And afford to replace old pots that don’t induct. For instance, cast iron is supposed to work, but my beloved old 16" cast iron murder weapon has a very uneven base so it barely connected and didn’t work at all.

I will agree that new coil stoves are the low end of the line, so the oven will be more cheaply made as well.

Regular old coil electric stoves will be fine with, for instance, your old rough-bottomed cast iron pan. And despite no flame, the coils glow red hot like a horseshoe at a blacksmith’s, to hit that emotional spot.

There is a little learning curve: they heat up and cool down more slowly, which can be a plus if you work with it.

Note: If you have spilled, especially grease, be sure to lift the whole stovetop to clean underneath, nobody taught me that at first.

The asses’ milk would moisturize skin. I assume a water rinse though, because old milk stinks and could cause a yeast infection.

The asp was legendarily her choice to commit suicide, though it was probably an Egyptian Cobra, if it was a snake at all. (Asp bite death is slower and much more painful than cobra bite death.) I have a theory that the asp legend depends partly on the fact it’s easier to rhyme “asp” than Egyptian Cobra. As for snakebite in general, I note that male artists have universally portrayed the snake biting her on her bare booby. That’s not actually a good way to get the venom quickly to the heart/brain/lungs, because boobies are mostly fat, but it makes good pornArt.

Oh don’t you hate that? Happens too often, especially typing on my phone and the cat or the spouse needs is asking for something so I’m rushing to finish and BLARGH! It’s ruined!

I guess I got here too late, but in a case like this perhaps the most helpful thing you can do is call ahead and warn everyone “the migra are coming, the migra are coming!” like some kind of modern Paul Revere. That way, the legal citizens can be ready to stall and be unhelpful while anyone with reason to fear can scatter. And if someone is legal but brown they can grab the papers that prove they’re not supposed to be scooped up as well.

Or they might welcome assistance from someone who knows how to do it, since their expertise is in farming and they don’t have a lot of money for web design. Such assistance could possibly qualify as a tax-deductible donation.

Oh, she may appear boneless and limp now, but look into those eyes… There’s a better than 50% chance you’ll suddenly realize she’s flying at whatever is over your right shoulder, teeth and claws bared.

There’s enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who’s spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.