I keep my phone in a chip bag and only pull it out to LARP the preparation for the assassination Franz Ferdinand in general terms without naming actual places or names.

Shocking. I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

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Are you confessing to murder in this post?

No idea. I just work there. Sometimes the computer goes ding and we call in people to haul off a kid. /s

Seriously though, from the teacher-side it is called Class Policy, but I don’t think that is the system that monitors and flags.

If he had been using the streams to train new AI bands, then that’s just using resources to develop a product.

There are more people in poverty without a computer than you realize. Now write me a 5 paragraph essay with correct source citation on your smart phone.

Damn right.

Lol, wtf? Read a book.

Have you worked with kids? They’re nice, but they’re not autonomous people.

You’re pretty far off base here.

Our system flags key words for staff intervention. This has provided earlier support for suicidal students and earlier intervention for developing threats.

At the junior high level last year, two potential suicides were flagged by search terms, a kid was caught dispensing fentanyl when a peer searched ‘how much fentanyl to take’, and an early stage threat was detected when was looking up bomb-making instructions.

That’s what I know about from my caseload.

Sir, my god.

I’m going to link my ID and look up the most mind blowingly vile, while remaining legal, porn. If they want to talk to me about it, then I am going to make them describe each video before I “remember” what I saw, after which point I will refuse to acknowledge it as porn.

Sure, it’s dumb, but it’s fun dumb.

You are wrong. Students develop independent identity at school. Parents are not entitled to every detail of their child’s life.

But … the Boston Bomber.

May as well call it “Turn Off”.

I would also worship this guy’s wife.

That’s some battery life on that phone.