Discord, in the future, probably…

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This should be good…

My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

That’s the spirit!

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”

October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!

Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟

A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.

It’s here to stay…for only $3.99 per month! *

*cost for monthly subscription only. Excludes fees for sending and receiving messages. Chat and others services extra.

Anyone want to take a bet, this is where we will be in 5 years?

Hey, low QA crap isn’t a fair assessment. I recently bought something that had absolutely NO QA behind it.

Upgrade to the ultra deluxe ad free premium plus platinum subscription for an additional $3.99 per month and you can unlock the remote wipe package too!

Ah yes, I see the problem. They don’t know where their bootstraps are!

Just purchase the ad free premium plus platinum subscription for offline mode, only $12.99 per month!

My top 5 were Walk the Moon, Dr. Dre, St. Lucia, Passion Pit, and Muse. I will check out your recommendations, always down for some new tunes. Thanks!

I was also placed in Fort Collins. Despite being your musical neighbor I don’t know any these bands. Wild.

You already have a bunch of suggestions, here are a few more of my favorite sci-fi names/characters that I didn’t see…

Hari / Salvor (both from Asimov’s Foundation series) Rico (from Heinlein’s Starship Troopers) Leto / Duncan (both from Herbert’s Dune) Ender (from Card’s Ender’s Game series) Filip (from Corey’s The Expanse series)

Honorable mentions Fry (Futurama) Jar-Jar (Binks)