I’m sorry. You may be getting it all wrong because right now you just sound like and are acting like a big ol pussy.

I wonder what would happen if you changed your user agent and told Firefox to say it’s Chrome

This is freaking hilarious! Even Twitter knows how blue checkmarks are now badges of shame

How can I pirate your life as well?

38 and I thought firm meant company. Like the firm that created the software for the hardware.

Dammit, I came in here because I was hoping there was something I could do with my old paperweight. I keep it around cuz it’s cute lol

Who are the white supremacists he sold to?