Xkcd fans are like:

You must be referring to the great ass-fire of 2016, that was a terrible tragedy.

I always finish what I sta

Here’s video evidence from a documentary I watched abouy what happened and why they ended up with 10.

It would be easy to explain day to day activities. I used my magic rock to send a message to a friend. I used my magic shower to produce hot water, etc.

Whose the moran now, moran. Everyone knows the earth is donut shaped and the moon is the timbit from the centre. Spluh.

Purple, it’s the colour of royalty.

Ahem

“You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.”

SURPRISE - Gutter Frog

I hear heroin is nice.

Trying to change up what type of eggs you have 4 dozen of everyday, Gaston?

Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing? What a country!

Ahh, gotcha, thanks. Not the leaches I had in mind, but funny that they said that regardless.

Wait, what? I missed that, do you have a link?

Toe gloves are the only thing allowed, but everyone must walk on rotting plants. So you can feel it in your bones.

To me it’s like seeing an old friend from younger years. You’ve both changed so things are different from the good ol’ days, but it’s still enjoyable to spend time with them.

That’s what they get for choosing a bad birthday in the character creation menu.

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They put that scene in the trailer? Man, way to blow your load early trailer people.

That nightmare really tied the room together, man.