Bring your friends and family!

…may cause watery eyes, small penis, or death by fire.

Well, if it can toast your bread perfectly without you having to babysit it, I think it’s a decent use😁

Sounds like a solution in search of a problem. While I use AI occasionally, I don’t want it jammed into everything.

It’s called Stellantis now.

Damn, I would be pissed if my car started showing ads. I hope this enshitification doesn’t spread.

I read two-faced sloth at first. I thought that was a bit harsh.

Shitbirds of a feather shit together.

Don’t give these fuckers an inch. They will take a mile and be shitting all over you before you know it.

Oh, I might post a snarky comment. I dropped Netflix a while ago.

That’s funny. Fuck Dell.

Can someone translate this into English?

I, for one, am looking forward to our soon to be corporate hellscape.

And knows all the words and how they rhyme.