Digital Rights Management. AKA the stuff that’s supposed to prevent unauthorized copying and suchlike, but in practice just means the pirates have a better experience than legit customers.

Just: Honestly, we figure Twitter will keep staggering along until its servers implode.

Cat: …Wait a moment, we’re using Ad Nauseam. Which stores the ads and fakes clicks on them.

Lucifer: Would that spoof the key check?