Watching whoever that dumb fuck who isn’t Jon Stewart latch on ONE LINE of this and mock him for being “not qualified” was the most pathetic showing of former satirical programming just being state propaganda i’ve seen in at least 4 days.

That is literally a suicide note found on someone before he mustered the nerve.

That is not anything a heir to a 600 million dollar fortune would write. You have to ask yourself “Wtf”, which story is real?