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Oh, snap! You just Papua’d his New Guinea with that dick joke.

No tail! They just end in butt.

I don’t think that reads the way you think that reads…

Officially. Dipfuck sure as hell will just tell him, or leave folders laying about.

The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of “It’s a Small World” every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea it’s even happening. Look up the “mosquito tone”.

D rink yo ur ov alt ine

My choom.

I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you found a new lap!

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.

POON. Muad’Deepthroat. Feyd-Rawdog. The story just lends itself to porn parody.

Stop.

“Jesus juice”

“I know this ship like the back of my hand.”

You deserve good things in life.

Refurbished is not second hand. It’s an item that has been returned to the retailer for one reason or another and gone through thorough diagnosis for any existing issues and repaired. You can save money over “new” to buy something that you now know has been scrutinized. Sometimes there may be blemishes, but depending on the product that matters very little.

Hannibal

Peanut butter jelly time.