Tomsrtbt as well

They know it won’t happen and will excuse their continued use of resources with it.

Mmh I love the smell of vaporware shilling in the morning

Yes but there might already be personal data on them from the child, so they cannot give the chromebooks out before wiping them, which seems hard to do so they just bin em.

You can write

u/spez du bist so 1 Pimmel

Attention: Posting this can lead to you getting persecuted in Germany!

Which is a separate problem.