Idk how you even get a job these days without connections or an online app

Have someone that’s working in the field you’re applying for take a look at your resume and cover letters.

My wife works for the govt so their resumes have a distinctly long look and formatting to them. I’ve bothered my wife plenty of times with a friend’s resume and she has sent people my way.

It’s a terrible system but since it’s a shitty numbers game you might as well stack whatever you can in your favor

Yeah like I can’t say it’s not a conspiracy theory (that I agree with) but marking it is still very… bold?

MomCorp was taken!

I love the jank message summaries

I got one the other day that summarized a message from my 75 year old mom as a conspiracy theory. I can’t imagine having the confidence to mark a clients message as a conspiracy theory even if it 100% was.

Here’s the summary:

Conspiracy theory about government agencies being privatized for profit.

Original text:

They would turned it into a private owned so they can profit from it. That’s why they changing all the government agencies and turn it into profitable businesses for them. See how all the big corporations are lined up with trump.

Every time I go into my local Walgreens one poor bastard is stocking the shelves, handling photo, and manning the register by themselves.

Can’t wait to see how they strip this bad boy

The hell are you doing that shreds your fingers

Yeah this is just the wiki random button with a simplified TikTok gui.

Pretty much a useless site which is a shame since I was excited about it.

Was gonna say I don’t think I’ve ever made one. I generally just get that “oh god I’m old” dread then be fine the next day.

Can’t wait for the 255 username posting to 255 community @ 255 (253?) instance

It’s the internet so I’m assuming a month from now people will stop caring and only some slight bump in awareness as trial news comes out.

lol did you have to shoehorn your original comment in this post to the top comment

I mean I don’t think anyone should feel all grown up.

I think we all had a similar moment where we’re like “oh shit, I’m legally an adult now and also all the other “adults” were faking it. They’ve got no clue what they’re doing either!”

It’s like the time you figure out that your parents are fallible humans too

No? I’m in my 40s and I’m never sure what people mean by inner child.

Like I try to do all the things I want to do but age does help you figure out what piper is worth paying.

Like I can eat like shit and play games for 12 hours but experience tells me that the next day I’ll feel like shit. Sometimes I’m happy to pay that price

They’ve gone too far this time. Now how are we supposed to play egg fried rice

Anyone into restoring cars probably has one or two cars that don’t run on their lot. Time goes by and those cars are rusting faster than they’re being fixed.

I’m starting to get into making my own flies for fly fishing. It’s a ton of fun to buy like local feathers and shit but it does take up a lot of space and you’d be surprised at how expensive some of the materials can be

Honestly kinda miss when the drugs I did were illegal. I used to buy weed from this online seller that was really into designer drugs. The amount of time I used to spend on Erowid just to figure out wtf I was about to take.

Yeah who else is going to pay for 1GB speeds knowing the most they’ll ever get is 400MB

Oh nice I was wondering if there was like an all in one place to put my shitty automations. I’ve been oddly fixated on automating my blinds.

Think GRRM has said when he dies he’s not letting anyone finish his work and his wife said she’d stand by that.

I’d like to see if the writing can salvage GoTs ending but I gotta feeling GRRM gave up because it doesn’t

The worst is when you’re trying to look for something but one of the discord bots has said a word similar ten billion times so that’s all that comes up. You’ll try to ban the bot to see other comments but then you just get like blank space or some shit where the bots comments would be