“I lost my phone” is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

Then they can say the classic line, “Don’t you all have phones?!”

Threatening to sue your customers is such a brilliant business move.

I’m one of those who do it so that I’m spared during the robot uprising.

Thorium tarnishes to olive grey when exposed to air. This makes it kinda greenish. Green is the color of stamina, so this checks out.

Very appropriate use of the interrobang.

Disney would like to know your location.

Lidar needs to be a mandated requirement for these systems.

Definitely the best use of AI here. Besides Trump licking Elon’s feet of course. How embarrassing for him!

Time for Mecha-Stallman to declare war.

I like the analogy that Lemmy is like an email provider. Many possible providers, one Internet. Maybe we could get more traction if Lemmy were promoted in a similar manner? Or even have email service like sdf.org?

How would Snowden get a hold of one of these in Russia? Maybe through an intermediary in Kazakhstan?

Then again it’s hard finding one here even in the US since they all went out of stock within 5 minutes of being listed.

bald eagle sheds a single tear 🦅 💧

Pop-under ads were obnoxious. As were the popups that were like 1 pixel large but it still had the windows bordering around it.

Tree fiddy 🦕

#BelieveAllWomen

There’s currently a big hubbub going on in the Wikipedia Gulf of Mexico talk page about changing the name to Gulf of America.

What can Stack Overflow’s motivation possibly be to strip Luigi’s account? Are their private equity owners in cahoots with health insurance executives?

The man’s got a point there. Hard to argue with orgy logic.

I like it when a bot tries to summarize articles that are so short already it doesn’t actually reduce it any further and just says saved 0% lmao

It’s not going to make him remember your actual name, Tim.

You’ll always be Tim Apple to him.