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20 hours ago“This is just plain fuckin’ stupid. Your neighbor gets a dildo that plays ‘O Come, All Ye Faithful’ and you wanna get one too!”
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No, see, they just relocated the dipstick. You can locate it just behind the steering wheel, right above the driver’s seat.
In addition, this was a very expensive and desperate effort to artificially build up sparse crowds.
Military parade says “what?”
No chocolate lagoon love? Nobody wants a sample of my pasta?
Space. I hear there’s plenty of room.
sprays loch ness monsta spray
Not today!
For the Watch
2·25 days agoBut do wiz on the electric fence.
Can’t watch out; they gots m’eyes!
I just laminated a bunch of cards that say Wile E. Coyote; Super Genius and hand them out. Saves time.
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In 2012? 2013? Not sure exactly when, but i got two 4 packs of red bull because it does in fact, not, give you wings.
MUAHAHAHAHA!
That’s one lazy loch ness monsta.