FALGSConaut [comrade/them]

I’ve lost teeth climbing a tree in a stupid way, required stitches after trying to cut myself a slice of pie, and nailed myself in the groin with a ski pole while skiing

It’s definitely better for their fundraising when they aren’t in office

I’m voting for neither Republicans or Democrats so that means I’m voting for both

Ugh I dunno if I just noticed it but the spread of “only x small payments!” financing for the smallest purchases can’t be a good sign

please let them be rescued by a soyuz please it’d be so fucking funny if they got back home safe thanks to Roscosmos

Besides the obvious like surplus labour value being stolen by my boss I’ve been stolen from a couple of times. I had my car broken into once (I accidentally left it unlocked since I had a family emergency to get to), they stole my jacket and some change out of the cup holder. I didn’t really care since I had more tragic matters to deal with at the time and if they needed to steal my jacket they needed it more than me. I was/am lucky enough to have a spare so I really didn’t think much about it. They did leave a half carton of coffee creamer behind though, I was a little confused about that

Either the worsening wildfire smoke blankets (do these have a name aside from just saying its smoky af?), one of the heat domes from recent years, or one of the bouts of terrible snow storms/deep freezes

I love committing voter fraud. Every election day I do a road trip and see how many times I can vote. My apartment is wallpapered in “I voted” stickers 10 deep. I am responsible for every single Bernie Sanders write-in vote in 2020.

Ok I’ll admit it, I’m only learning Russian so I can better pirate games and other software. Digital scarcity isn’t real

Or they would be using their security clearance to

It’s all performative, if they actually gave a shit they wouldn’t be facilitating it by working AT THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

Google is declared “too big to fail” and get a multi-million dollar bailout

Fun facts, back in the day people would often move their entire camps to the site of a moose kill rather than trying to transport the body any distance, it was easier to pack up and move everyone than drag a moose through the forest and brush

Al Jazeera, Telasur, and CBC for the most part, though no where is perfect and all have their blindspots/weaker areas. Plus a bunch of assorted other sources on a lesser basis (BBC, guardian, independent, fox if I want a peek into brain) and hexbear news megas of course

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I always wanted to be a train engineer, but being colorblind makes that impossible

Definitely the Soyuz, it’s hard to beat the safest and most reliable spacecraft

If we’re talking fictional I’d say Serenity, I love what’s essentially a tramp steamer in space with little nooks and crannies for less than legitimate cargo

Going by their username I’m guessing they’re from Australia, a country that famously has never been a stooge of American imperialism

Yo, can you pm me with info on that modded Spotify? Thanks!