

I agree on the count of the basic premise being that we’re playing as planeswalkers fighting a battle. And I juts think it’s dumb and silly when people go…
‘OK, so this bird, that feral bear, and these goblins are going to man this racecar and attack you!’
And, I dunno, the mechanic just isn’t fun to me.
Is it worded like that on any real mtg creatures? If so, check rulings on that creature. If not, maybe that’s why 😉