Oh fuck no. For my entire life I’ve resented having to be alive. You try being a suicidally inclined 7 year old and see how you like it. The fact that it’s impossible to ask someone if they want to be born is enough for me to never want to have kids, always had been. Forcing existence and cognizance on a human being is unspeakably fucking cruel.

They’re also wasteful pollution machines when they’re run, and for no practical purpose. They’re just toys to these people.

Reddit’s API fuckery. That’s it, that’s the whole reason. Fuck spez.

Good riddance, vertical videos are cancer, short form obliterates attention spans, and their algorithm is engineered specifically to addict people, especially kids.

Now to ban all the rest of them. Let’s start with Facebook. Twitter is already killing itself but could stand to be “helped” off the cliff.

Windows: you’ll eat this slop even if we have to carve a hole in your throat and force it through.

Its Tesla; y’all should be dumping that shit anyway.

Cool, so what brand is a good one to replace D-Link with?

Better hurry, Trump’s rubber stamp DOJ will kill this faster than a cop encountering a dog.

Here in Illinois is Woodstock, at ~25,600 (2020 per Wikipedia). It was the town where Groundhog Day was filmed. There’s even some small road signs here and there mentioning it for the rare tourist who comes to see it. Smallest place in the state I can think of, though there’s smaller towns that have been used for movies.

Some upcoming off-brand Hallmark x-mas movie will feature local tourist trap town Long Grove IL, pop ~ 8,300 (2020 per Wikipedia). The director grew up near there so knew about it and thought it’d be perfect for his movie.

It’s made out of NFTs.

Typical religion, just making up stupid shit to enforce their control over people.

Because not spend $10,000 on $1,000 worth of security camera system instead of helping poor people. Rich bastards.

Temu? More like Trashmu.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

Sure. I mean death still comes one to a customer and I’m no different.

Y’all = you all, which is gender neutral.

Also that map is missing the Chicagoland y’all exclave.

AI generated music slop

FTFY

Good. I look forward to all these idiots finally accepting that they drastically misunderstood what LLMs actually are and are not. I know their idiotic brains are only able to understand simple concepts like “line must go up” and follow them like religious tenants though so I’m sure they’ll waste everyone’s time and increase enshitification with some other new bullshit once they quietly remove their broken (and unprofitable) AI from stuff.

Cybertruck circa 2026.